Adult Blogger: BIG TIT PATROL BIGTITPATROL eyeballs out and let him eat me 'till his tongue falls off?" Ima asked.
"Oh, Ima! You're such a clever, nasty girl!" Judith laughed and looked over at Estelle.
"Estelle, Estelle. You do have a problem with Harvey, don't you?"
"Yes. I had no idea when I married him he was such a Neanderthal."
"Oversexed?" Judith asked sympathetically.
"That's not the worst of it. Not a day goes by he doesn't bring up having children one way or another. He'd like nothing better than to keep me barefoot and pregnant all the time."
"That's terrible, Estelle, keeping you baregut, good as you'd look in heels." Judith smiled.
"That's not what I ..." Estelle stopped as the image popped into her head of herself standing before Harvey in nothing but a pair of red 5" pumps proudly presenting him with her beach-ball belly.
"How many children do you think he wants, Estelle?"
"I don't ... er, ... two, maybe three." Estelle knew something was very wrong here, but she couldn't figure out what.
"I shouldn't worry about that, Estelle. Once he sees how beautiful you are pregnant and finds out how horny it makes you, I'll bet you can get him to knock you up four or five times at least."
"Do you really think so?" Estelle replied excitedly.
"Throw your pills a way and cuddle up to him tonight and ask him how soon he thinks he can put the first baby in you. You may be pleasantly surprised. And when you need it, I'll recommend a great OBGYN."
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